simmer.on.the.back.burner

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scrotumcoat:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

the best long term payoff for a joke ever on snl

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hippy-daze:

kripke-is-my-king:

hahry:

a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle

#washington sitting in the afterlife screaming ‘TWO THINGS AMERICA. I SAID TWO FUCKING THINGS. #ISOLATIONISM. #NO POLITICAL PARTIES. #DID I FUCKING STUTTER #DID I STUTTER MY ENTIRE FAREWELL ADDRESS #GOD DAMN LINCOLN NEVER HAD TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT [via thecapn]

In America’s defense, isolationism ceased to be an option when we claimed to be allies with and accept help from other countries, especially when our country influenced them to be democratic…

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Hes a god now….

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is my birthday.

I am 22.

That is all.

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bythepowercosmic:

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lapin-coeur:

…..YES

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